Lyrics

One day i got high
And Ozzy saw me walk by
And that’s how Black Sabbath was born
I’ve flown on Tiamat
Hung with Kyuss, not the band
And i’ve fed heavy metal to a xorn

Cuz i’m the doomiest
My band is the gloomiest
I don’t know why you all hatin
I’m just a witch smoking pot with satan
I’m just a witch smoking pot with satan

I’ve got some low down friends
That all want the world to end
Man i aint trying to fool you
I’m having lunch with Baphomet
And after that
I’m gonna hot tub with Cthulhu

Black candles at my place
My dark hood obscures my face
You should see my spellcasting moves
You may think you’re hot
But to me you’re not
I only like boys with cloven hooves